Don’t just kiss your mom’s ass on Mother’s Day.
Are you ready for Easter Jenna? We don’t really do Easter. You don’t do Easter. What does that mean? We just don’t do Easter. Does that mean you’re against Jesus? No. You’re just against his rising? No. We just don’t do Easter. (Silence from the peanut gallery) I am not a religious person. I was … Continue reading Easter | LIFE
Third time is the charm I say. Happy New Year. I have tried, and "failed" three times to write my Hello 2019 post. The whole thing seems to arbitrary. The whole thing. To say HELLO to a new year; to make outlandish promises to yourself and then to proclaim those promises to the world for "accountability". … Continue reading 2019…
For all the years I could think of, Thanksgiving has been my favorite holiday. I really could not tell you why - it just is. As a kid we would get into the car and drive for two hours until we got to my Aunt's home in New Jersey. The car ride was boring. The … Continue reading Thanksgiving, etc.
In all honesty, the holidays are a pain in the ass as an adult. The older I get the more I can do without. Without all the stuff. Without all the useless buying. Without all the hassle. Once upon a time I was a child, like all children, who loved Christmas. One morning you woke … Continue reading Bah Humbug