Hello…

I am Jenna (not short for Jennifer), and this is my family. SaashaVinceWED0467

Do not get it twisted. This is not what we look like 99.99999% of the time. But the internet likes pretty and perfect images so here is ours…

My husband and I have spent a large majority of our 12 year marriage as two ships passing in the night. I’m honestly not even sure how our marriage would work if we had normal schedules.

I never wanted kids; let me introduce you to Thing 1 and Thing 2. They are my world. They make me want to ram my head into the wall at any given moment in a day. I really can not imagine my life without them.

I have two college degrees, which I am not using in my 9-5. Both are in Communications; one is in Journalism and the other in Media Arts.  Instead I dispatch police cars to felony lockouts and serial shoplifters on a pretty regular basis. I am still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.

I stopped really pretending that I wanted to be like everyone else at some point in the last 12-24 months.

I never really did fit in anyway.

Welcome to my small piece of the internet…