About

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Hello, I’m Jenna and I live in the Empire State with my husband, two kids and pug-hole.

When I’m not dispatching the police to felony lock-outs and serial shoplifters, I can be found sarcastically stringing words together on the internet and attempting to capture a decent #bookstagram picture of the books I’m reading.

Being a chick in her 30s, I enjoy watching re-runs of my favorite 90s shows, listening to music I discovered in middle school and pretty much any John Cusack movie. I also enjoy living vicariously through The Bachelorette and Bachelor In Paradise contestants.

Ideally I’d like to have a spotless home any given hour of the day; to be in bed every night at 9PM and up every morning at 5AM to work out.  None of that shit ever happens, but I (almost) never go to bed with dishes in the sink.

Welcome to my little corner of the Internet.