I am Jenna (not short for Jennifer), and this is my family. SaashaVinceWED0467

Do not get it twisted. This is not what we look like 99.99999% of the time.

My husband and I have spent a large majority of our 12 year marriage as two ships passing in the night. I’m honestly not even sure how our marriage would work if we had normal schedules.

I never wanted kids; let me introduce you to Thing 1 and Thing 2. They are my world. They make me want to ram my head into the wall at any given moment in a day.

I have two college degrees, I am using neither of them. Both are in Communications; one is in Journalism and the other in Media Arts.  Instead I dispatch police cars to felony lockouts and serial shoplifters on a pretty regular basis.

I have a love-hate relationship with the internet. I’m very old school; I am from the AOL/AIM days (aka dial-up)… so I have been online for a VERY long time. It is the amazing that I can just open a tab in my browser, point that sucker at google.com and look for help with anything. But I also hate the keyboard muscles that tend to show themselves on Facebook and comment sections.

Oh yeah, I do NOT have a Facebook. And no, nothing happened; there was no big drama between my husband and myself regarding talking to exes on Facebook. After 14 years, I was just done with it. Yes, I had a Facebook for 14 years.

I stopped really pretending that I wanted to be like everyone else at some point in the last 12-24 months. I have no clue what I want to be when I grow up…

No, that is not true. I know for a fact I do not want to be an asshole when I grow up.